....Cool SMS....
# Smile a while,& when U
Smile a while,
& when U smile,
smile another smile
& soon there will b miles
& miles of smile
bcoz you smiled .
i wish your day is full of SMILE
#Love sms I can buy gifts but
I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i cn pretend 2Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I cn lie 2others, but nt 2u. I do have many brothers... but none as SWEET as you.By Kanak
#Love sms Life should be like this Watching
Life should be like this
Watching on Monday,friendship on Tuesday,Love on Wednesday,Wedding on thursday,fighting on friday, Divorse on Saturday, Rest on Sunday, Next on Monday By Lovelysms Team
#Love sms let me draw ur face! Dont
let me draw ur face!
Dont move!
Nearly finished,
ok Done!
Wanna look
****
(@..@)
(..)
#Love sms true bravery is 2 arrive
true bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....&& mom waiting with a jhadu and u ask:"hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho"By swaran
#Love sms positive thinking is a bit
positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank god that, cows dont fly!By Iqra
#Love sms Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND
Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..
w : Wonderful
i : Item
f : For
e : Entertainment
.....
h : Handsome
u : Useful
s : Smart
b : But
a : At
n : Night
d : Dangerous
By Waseem
~~Coll SMS Jokes~~
#Love sms 10 advantages of not having
10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVERBy Rize
#Love sms system of love jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar- GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATIN G,June-DATING,July-Miss U,Aug-MEET
system of love jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar-GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATING,June-DATING,July-Miss U,Aug-MEET U,Sep-ANGER,Oct-DANGER,Nov-LEFT,Dec-NEXT.......By shehran ayub
#Love sms love in pakistan romance in afganistan marrige
love in pakistan
romance in afganistan
marrige in rajsthan
no more children in hindustan...................shan
#Love sms 2day is a mobile day
2day is a mobile day so plz open ur mobile cover & remove battery & dip in soap water apply candhana & kumkum 2 sim card &say "govinda govinda" U.SRIKANTH
#Love sms Dear january,how r febuary and
Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber got accident in november.Urs december.Belloroba
#Love sms womensr likeinternet virus1st
womensr likeinternet virus1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur minddownload thierproblems deleteur smile and hangur life fromssSHERI
#Love sms 7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 smiles
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problemsheera
#Love sms If 2day is world STEALING
If 2day is world STEALING DAY wat wud u steal frm me??? Reply is a must!!! Send dis 2 ur frnds, u'll get surprising answers.... ans me first!!! plz....ikke(tinu)
#Love sms press 0 for help press 5
press 0 for help
press 5 for money
press 6969 for sharing happiness
press 5238 for sharing saddness
press all previous number to call me Squall +966569695238
#Love sms REMMBER THESE WORDS .... LOVE DA
REMMBER THESE WORDS ....
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY Squall
#Love sms life is a hell when
life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food KARANCHANDIGARH(dreamnt to be a world famous one day)
#Love sms 5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
#Love sms Monday went on Tuesday 2
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
#Love sms Men,s "F" Rules
Men,s "F" Rules FIND HER, FOLLOW HER, FLIRT HER, FRIEND HER, FINGER HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET HER, FIND NEXT....! DEvIL SMokER
#Love sms sometimes when i reflect back on
sometimes when i
reflect back on all the
ciggarettes i smoked, i
feel ashamed. Then i
look into the ciggarette
and think abouth the workers
in the ciggarette factory
and all of their hopes and
dreams. if i dont smoke this
ciggarette, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be
shattered, Then i say to myself,
its better that i smoke this
ciggarette and let their dreams
come true then be selfish and
worry about my LUNGS...
Think abt it...
#Love sms 10 advantages of not having
10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today.
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
#Love sms DO YOUKNOWWHAT IS MEANTBY----------MOBILE-- -----M=meetO=onB=busyI=in L=lifeE=every whereso
DO
YOU
KNOW
WHAT IS
MEANT
BY
----------MOBILE-------
#M=meet
O=on
B=busy
I=in
L=life
E=every where
Love sms Doctor's prescription 4 u. A
Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.
Love sms An apple a day keeps
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
Love sms u r genius, ur mind
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
#Love sms May God increase ur happiness
May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.
#Love sms I m going to give
I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
#Love sms It only takes a minute
It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
#Love sms Remember me and bare in
Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!
#Love sms What is the diff between
What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
#Love sms If you see some one
If you see some one without a smile,give him one of yours ,because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
#Love sms 9 lessons in life: Learn 2
9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
#Love sms If i were to describe
If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...
#Love sms sum ppl say happiness is
sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!
#Love sms I have a new kodak
I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...
don't move
steady
smile :)
ready
click
ohh ho
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!
#Love sms to see light,look at sun..to
to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#Love sms Talk 2 me wen Im
Talk 2 me wen Im Bored, B with me wen im Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen im Sick, Dont ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen Im ALIVE.
#Love sms Please remind me 2 remind
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
#Love sms It feels nice when some1
It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.
#Love sms SMILE: S: Sets u free,
SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.
#Love sms 7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 smiles
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems
#Love sms When we sigh about our
When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!
#Love sms Our friendship has become our
Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains....
#Love sms Do you know your 1
Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.
#Love sms It is scientifically proved that
It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.
#Love sms I think U r very
I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....
#Love sms Only the open heart receives
Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!
#Love sms Nice people are blessed people,ever
Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send thisto a nice person.
I just did.
#Love sms Smile in pleasure & in
Smile in pleasure & in pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING !!
#Love sms Those 'midnight teas',Those 'bday bumps'...
Those 'midnight teas',Those 'bday bumps'... 'Old torn jeans', Those 'late night walks', 'long chats'... 'pinches & slaps'.. 'crushes on pals' & tat fight 4em', 'frying nuts'..making rowses bunking classes,calculating attendance percentage, copying tests and ass.:) gettin kicked out of class.. 'struggle 4marks', 'writin on desks', 'fight wit teachers', 'tears 4love', those B-grade movies... Jst evritin... "Tatz college life" v cal it
"HEAVEN" By Jerry Joseph
#Love sms A man reaches his full
A man reaches his full potential.... when he UNDERSTANDS who His creator is.... and what his PURPOSE on this earth is for.... When a man fully submits himself.... he will begin to RETHINK his priorities.... and take his place as a REAL MAN....
#Love sms God gave His man a
God gave His man a SHORT life
Greatest opportunietes but one brain
We Can Do Any Thing But Many Things
Everything We Can Do, in this limited time
#Accepts you as you are, Believes
Accepts you as you are,
Believes in you,
Calls you just to say "Hi!"
Doesn't give up on you,
Envisions the whole of you!
Forgives your mistakes,
Gives unconditionally,
Helps you when you need a hand!
Ignores your little flaws,
Just wants to be with you,
Keeps you close to their heart,
Loves you for who you are!
Makes a difference in your life!
Never judges unfairly,
Offers support,
Picks you up when you're down!
Quiets your fears,
Raises your spirits,
Says nice things about you, and
Tells you the truth when you need to hear it!
Understands you,
Values the good things in you,
Walks beside you through sun or rain!
Xplains things you don't understand,
Yells when you won't listen, and
ZAPS you back to reality when you need it!
#Love sms Life is like a piano.Ahite
Life is like a piano.Ahite keys are happy
moments & Black keys are sad moments.
But remember both keys r played together
2 give sweet music.Thats life live it...
#Love sms let mee gooo draw your
let mee gooo draw your face !
dont move
#Love sms Girls r special ones created
Girls r special ones created by god..
if u praise her,she thinks u r tell'g lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth'g if she
talks,she wants u 2 listen.if u listen,
she wants u 2 talk. if u tuch her, u r not a
gentleman. if u dont, unot a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
if u dont, u r not understand'g so
simple yet so complex, so wierd yet
so beautiful. Thats a girl.
#Love sms If your cursor finds a
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
#Love sms i m 6 letter word.235is
i m 6 letter word.235is soap name.456 is opposite to start.132is police report.35is opposite to out .246is a color.who m i?give ans if u r genies.rashmi
#Love sms never mind people when they
never mind people when they say you're mad, cause they always mean to say that you
M=make
A=a
D=difference. lidy
.....................Cool sms messages
#the sky,s falling down,the whole
the sky,s falling down,the whole world is on fire
the smell of burning is strong on my mind
everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction
one man taking another,s life.
don,t ask me how but somehow i know
mankind still has to go for miles.
silent cry
Love sms Do U know the fullform
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
#Love sms GIRL before marriage looks like
GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
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#Love sms IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN
IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE'S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN---
#Love sms When I take a long
When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave,
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets
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